Maybe He Should Have Offered the Axis Some Fruit Pies?
Oh, sure, Paste Pot Pete isn't exactly in the same league as Hitler, Mussolini or Hirohito. And, yeah, doubtless "Def Fuhrer" would have claimed that -historically- Hostess had always belonged to Germany. But think of how we could have changed the tide of the war by implementing dessert warfare. Whole units of starving enemy soldiers would have surrendered to our light, tender crust.