The True History of Baseball in Four Pages. SUCK IT, KEN BURNS!!!

So, you want to learn about the history of Baseball, eh? Well, there's no reason to sit through all 23 agonizing hours of Ken Burns' documentary "Baseball". Not when Thrilling Adventures in Stamps can teach you all about it in four, glorious pages. Who knew that our national pasttime was a complete lie? A hoax perpetrated by The Man? Well, Ken Burns probably does, he did a lot of research on that stuff. But, hey. I just saved myself 22 hours and 57 minutes by reading this piece of stamp-inspired magic: